What are the similarities of Republicans to Leprechauns?

Leprechauns are mythological creatures inhabiting the island of Ireland, faerie folk, and *****.

According to lore, the leprechaun is often a cobbler who is prone to mischief and keeps a crock of gold at the end of a rainbow. REPUBLICAN

While American folk storytellers created, for example, the myths of Paul Bunyan, Johnny Appleseed, and Ronald Reagan, the Irish take pride in tales of midget shoemakers who bury gold in a location that can be spotted by anyone with the ability to look up.

It is unclear why leprechauns won't give us their gold, but they appear to be holding out on us simply because they are a bunch of *****.REPUBLICANS

In Ireland, the leprechaun is well known for tricking poor countryfolk into thinking they are going to be rich, only to have them later discover they were exploited for the amusement of the leprechaun and his friends. In America, this creature is known as a :REPUBLICANS.

For hundreds of years, leprechauns have been engaging in financial practices that are suspicious and ill-advised at best. For example, is a well-known fact that leprechauns keep their savings in giant crock pots, which, even in theory, is highly risky. REPUBLICANS

The circumstances have yet to be explained concerning how and where leprechauns came into possession of the gold coins they stockpile across the countryside鈥攅specially on a shoemaker's salary鈥攖hough observers might speculate involvement of some sort of organized crime syndicate, horserace fixing scandal, or other criminal enterprise wherein the presence of a bunch of very short people would not seem out of the ordinary. REPUBLICANS

It also remains unclear as to why there is such ignorance amongst the leprechaun community about the existence of banks. REPUBLICANS

These practices of collecting gold and then hiding it in pots are particularly despicable in light of the current worldwide economic struggles. With the stock markets in such flux, the modern leprechaun insistence upon hoarding capital鈥攅ven in a volatile market鈥攊s just the kind of fiscal isolationism that prevents market stimulation and, therefore, should be considered selfish and unpatriotic. RICH REPUBLICANS

In much of the world, leprechauns in popular culture simply depict an amalgamation .Doesn't this explain the culture and ideology of the Republican party ?What are the similarities of Republicans to Leprechauns?
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